Friday! Trequartista returns today with something special for you this friday evening. So before you go out for drinks or settle down to watch Bundesliga, enlighten yourself by reading Trequartista on your electronical device of choice.
Let's talk tactics. Wow. You seem excited... Come on, cheer up, it's Friday! Oh yeah, it's Friday. Maybe Friday isn't the best choice for tactics, no? (Santi Cazorla-esque pronunciation) fair enough, tactics is for Monday, Tuesday and all the other more serious days. Friday is a day of joy and happiness, so... so... here's a poem:
To cite Doctor Who, a man who is not me, nor is he you; I am a timelord of Gallifrey, it thus (?) seems fair to say, Leipzig will enrich Bundesliga, okay?!
However, it is not in my interest to enrich, or in any way switch, what we have right now, for what we have right now is an example of how, how you can create, a site without click-bait. Our dear Liga is not sick, nor is it ill, enrich it if you will, but stay still, the 50+1 rule will be remembered as your kill. Yes, Red Bull I am talking to you, completely out of the blue, would like to tell you something from my mind, a thought only I am to find. Our dear League, is won through Niederlage und Sieg, that's what Bundesliga is, a neverending Krieg, fight for your place without external financial help and you'll soon find yourself on a nice bed of kelp, a bed made of Pokals you've honestly earned, rather than being overshadowed by all money you've burned.
To get to the top is not an easy task, and I do know it's rude to ask... But I might just tell you how I feel, how I know it will become for real. You, Leipzig, will rise to the top, reach European football and then flop, flop a'la VFL Volkswagen, was kann Ich mehr sagen? After European football, after you've had your rise and fall, when you back to the energy-infested lair will crawl, you will find yourself in the bottom half of the table, oh no your position won't be stable, Red Bull will pull out and what will happen then? You'll be the next unlucky KFC Uerdingen. The fall through the divisions will be swift and quick, DFB takes every chance to hit you with a stick, no perhaps a ball won't even be there to kick. Soon you'll be in the fifth tier, nothing left to fear and you won't remember how you actually ended up here. But what will be even worse, which honestly should be given its own verse, is that when you're done, done having fun, the Bundesliga will be different regarding how it's run. You are a brilliant example, of everything that's bad, and we'll all be sad and wonder why didn't we see the fall? We did, but we just didn't fight it at all. Likewise, what can we do? Stand there, scream and boo? Does it help? Not at all, but it shows we won't give in before Leipzig fall. Scream and boo, show your disgust, show them your anger and all your fierce lust. DFB, look at us having fun, we'll show the protesters exactly how it's done. Come here, listen to us! Us, you won't be able to hush. Speak up, boo until the fall, for the noble sake of German football.
It's been written, it's been foretold, the future is here; lean back and behold! Listen to me, for this is no song, but you know, my message could be totally wrong(nah). You'll be back where you started, as poor as you'll be sick, where DFB will hit you with that monetary stick and the news will for most not even be worthy of a click. Thus ends the tragedy of a pseudoclub from Leipzig.
editor, co-founder, the Swedish Balzác, self-proclaimed Prince of Sarcasm, not Prince of Persia. Why would I be Prince of Persia? I'm not even persian.
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